..fuck I have to be up and traveling in an hour and a half

Why am I so bad at this? D:

rockin' robins.

Me:	My favorite Robin is-
Other Person:	Wait, wait, wait! There's more than one Robin?
Me:
Other Person:
Me:
Other Person:
Me:
Other Person:
Me:	You might wanna sit down for this.

myinsanebrain:

The Duel

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“If batman parents are died, Then how was he born?”

dratsing:

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…This is making me miss the beauty of the American Highway already, and I haven’t even left for Cyprus yet.  I miss cruising, I really do.  The feel at 3 in the morning, when the only other roads are truckers and other lovers of fine automobiles, windows rolled down, music turned up, ripping down the road and switchin lanes, and feeling so very alive, keeping track of exit signs, the thought of turning around and starting to head home being drowned out by the excitement and exhilaration as headlights guide you.  

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Anonymous asked: i made $150 today on tumblrtasks(.)com check it out but dont tell anyone about it

OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT SWEET JESUS CHRIST I NEED TO GET ON THAT BRO!!!111

deirdreanne replied to your post: sure! any idea what time you’d be going? since i have no phone i’d have to communicate using a house phone and i should probably set my alarm clock (weird)

I don’t see Joe getting out of bed before 11, so probably wise to set an alarm for 11.  Pickup is probably gonna be like noon.  Put your house phone number in my askbox and I’ll give you a call when Joe texts me (which should be like 20 min afore we head off). 

deirdreanne replied to your post: i has no car but that sounds lovely

oh, if you’d like I can give you a ride! Would you be interested in joining us at the high school?  I can give ride if so! 

deirdreanne said: you are lovely and insightful. i miss you in my life and we should catch up while you’re here

Awhhh Deirdre, you’re making me blush! :D haha I just get oddly poetic about silly things like the rain.  You should come to the high school tomorrow! Me and Joe are going at like 11/12 (basically whenever joe rolls his ass out of bed), or chill post high school visit! 

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There is something to be said of the beauty in watching the rain with coffee and a pipe.

The serene qualities of watching the pitot patter of raindrops falling, the calm which rainy weather brings as it slows down the busy lifestyle we’re so caught up in. It really is beautiful.

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Didn’t the majority of Freud’s theories become discredited?  I thought the reason psych majors didn’t know him so much is that they’ve realized most of his ideas were just cocaine fueled nonsense.  

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bigbardafree:

x-beni-o2-x:

waterwindow:

rokkenrou:

ohhicas:

biorobo:

Camo hurricane

Blue Red Bull

Red Melts

Naked coke /o/

Naked Coke Zero. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Naked Vodka

Black Beer…that’ll do

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riesstiu:

Hateballs.

omg I just saw this one on /co/

so cute

and accurate

sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers 

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